Tantramar OnionSACKVILLE, NB — In a move that has locals rolling their eyes harder than a Mount Allison student at a 9 a.m. lecture, the Tantramar Town Council has declared that…
Tantramar OnionIn a bold move to combat the looming threat of Trump tariffs and assert Canadian economic superiority, Tantramar Mayor Andrew Black and his council have unveiled a groundbreaking new initiative:…
Tantramar OnionFor her outstanding advocacy for rent controls that tie increases to units rather than tenants, Tantramar MLA Megan Mitton proudly accepted the prestigious Stalin Economic Equity Prize for 2025 from…
Tantramar OnionNew Brunswick has come up with an ingenious method for making more housing available to newcomers and international students. “By increasing property assessments and taxes, allowing NB Power to raise…
Tantramar OnionIn an unprecedented move that could only happen in Tantramar, the Climate Change Advisory Committee (CCAC) has responded to the upcoming opening of Namaste Bistro the new Indian restaurant, with…
Tantramar OnionRetired CBC propagandist Bruce Wark has switched his website from reporting on local Tantramar news to attempting to do satire on international political topics such as President-elect Donald Trump. “Nobody…
Tantramar OnionIn solidarity with the American women who have been shaving their heads in protest of the Trump 2024 presidential election, local Tantramar hairstylists are offering free head shavings to women.…
Tantramar Onion“Even though the government removed children from their parents in the past during the residential school system, it’s okay if the government has to remove them from parents again this…
Tantramar OnionOut of an abundance of caution, the Department Head of the Sociology Department, Fabrizio Antonelli has sent out a memo to all staff that they should get rid of all…
Tantramar OnionMany premiers are complaining about the recent plan to send thousands of asylum seekers to various provinces, including sending 4600 to New Brunswick. Immigration minister Marc Miller has said “There’s…
