Tantramar OnionKaren Bamford, President of the Mount Allison Faculty Association (MAFA) has finally issued a formal apology to Professor Rima Azar for her suspension without pay back in 2021 for saying…
Tantramar OnionMP Dominic LeBlanc is extremely upset because he is getting personally sued after his government’s unlawful and unconstitutional use of the Emergencies Act. “This lawsuit is going cost me millions,…
Tantramar Onion“Our hospital is just overwhelmed by the number of new patients” said nurse Debbie. They are all coming in clutching their chest holding their property tax bills.” When patient Ethyl…
Tantramar OnionIt has recently come to light that Xiangguo Qiu, a scientist at the Winnipeg Microbiology Lab was communicating with the Chinese government and was also providing materials without Trudeau’s government…
Tantramar OnionThe ghosts have finally decided to move out of the Dorchester Jail citing constant disruptions from Bill Steele’s paranormal groups. One of the local ghost said “This used to be…
Tantramar OnionPatients showed up at the Sackville emergency room only to be confronted with a big red sign that said, “Closed Indefinitely”. Puzzled by the sudden closure, a local Onion reporter…
Tantramar OnionSarah Kardash, Associate Registrar at Mount Allison University has vowed to stop eating bagels, which are typically made by Jews. “Some people are doing hunger strikes, some are boycotting Jewish…
Tantramar Onion“After multiple requests by the Mount Allision Faculty Association (MAFA) to get involved in Middle East politics, we realized we were focusing too much on roads and local water/sewer issues.”,…
Tantramar OnionMount Allison faculty and students have been having trouble around Tantramar determining who is and who isn’t a Zionist so that they can tell them they want a ceasefire and…
