In solidarity with the American women who have been shaving their heads in protest of the Trump 2024 presidential election, local Tantramar hairstylists are offering free head shavings to women.

“By offering free head shaves to women, we are giving them a bit of control back,” said Jen, a local hairstylist in the Tantramar region. We are protesting the other women who voted for Trump due to their internalized misogyny.

The head shavings are part of the “4B” feminist movement that started in South Korea, where women refuse to date men, marry men, have children, try to be attractive, etc.

“Many are surprised to learn that women can also be misogynists. But it’s similar to the widely accepted concept that many black people who vote Republican or Conservative are white supremacists,” Jen added.

But many Trump supporters seem to be pretty happy about this. “Women are having less casual sex meaning fewer abortions which is what we want. And can we really be upset about Leftists having fewer kids?”, Dave who supports Trump told our Onion reporter.

This protest has not been without its challenges however. Many women with alopecia (hair loss) or cancer have been posting videos where they explain how this head shaving belittles their real struggles. Many of them mourn the hair loss from their illness and to have other women shaving their hair off has been re-triggering their traumas.

Jen the hairstylist also pointed out this movement is nothing like the cultish behaviour of the women who supported Charles Manson, who also had shaved their heads.