Tantramar OnionIn a landmark decision, the Tantramar council has decided to give their homes and land back to the Mi’gmaq Indigenous Peoples. One of our Onion reporters recently caught up with…
Tantramar OnionA Tantramar Onion reporter caught up with local former CBC journalist/activist Joe yesterday. “Woke journalism/activism sadly isn’t bringing in the ad revenue that it used to. So a lot of…
Tantramar Onion“Everyone knows it is those darn unvaccinated that are causing climate change, so I don’t know why everyone is mad at me for the carbon tax increase. They should be…
Tantramar OnionA Mount Allison mob of students run by Sarah Kardash had a confused looked on their face when Mayor Black told them that they weren’t allowed to interrupt a council…
Tantramar OnionThe Tantramar Council has voted to introduce an EV charging tax to ensure what they call ‘road fairness.” Drivers who use gas-powered vehicles pay a fuel tax which helps pay…
Tantramar OnionMP Dominic LeBlanc is extremely upset because he is getting personally sued after his government’s unlawful and unconstitutional use of the Emergencies Act. “This lawsuit is going cost me millions,…
Tantramar Onion“Our hospital is just overwhelmed by the number of new patients” said nurse Debbie. They are all coming in clutching their chest holding their property tax bills.” When patient Ethyl…
Tantramar OnionIt has recently come to light that Xiangguo Qiu, a scientist at the Winnipeg Microbiology Lab was communicating with the Chinese government and was also providing materials without Trudeau’s government…
Tantramar OnionPatients showed up at the Sackville emergency room only to be confronted with a big red sign that said, “Closed Indefinitely”. Puzzled by the sudden closure, a local Onion reporter…
Tantramar OnionSarah Kardash, Associate Registrar at Mount Allison University has vowed to stop eating bagels, which are typically made by Jews. “Some people are doing hunger strikes, some are boycotting Jewish…
