Tantramar OnionIn an unprecedented move that could only happen in Tantramar, the Climate Change Advisory Committee (CCAC) has responded to the upcoming opening of Namaste Bistro the new Indian restaurant, with…
Tantramar OnionRetired CBC propagandist Bruce Wark has switched his website from reporting on local Tantramar news to attempting to do satire on international political topics such as President-elect Donald Trump. “Nobody…
Tantramar OnionIn solidarity with the American women who have been shaving their heads in protest of the Trump 2024 presidential election, local Tantramar hairstylists are offering free head shavings to women.…
Tantramar Onion“Even though the government removed children from their parents in the past during the residential school system, it’s okay if the government has to remove them from parents again this…
Tantramar OnionOut of an abundance of caution, the Department Head of the Sociology Department, Fabrizio Antonelli has sent out a memo to all staff that they should get rid of all…
Tantramar OnionMany premiers are complaining about the recent plan to send thousands of asylum seekers to various provinces, including sending 4600 to New Brunswick. Immigration minister Marc Miller has said “There’s…
Tantramar OnionThe Tantramar Council has decided to follow the Springhill, Nova Scotia example of dissolving their town due to the overwhelming amount of infighting and public complaints. “It’s just not worth…
Tantramar OnionNDP MLA Candidate Evelyne Godfrey, formerly a UK Labour Party Member, has proposed a ban on showers, hairdryers and combs in order to combat climate change. “Showers involve hot water…
Tantramar OnionRecently both the Sackville Food Bank and Greater Dorchester Moving Forward Co-op have complained about some residents who were either doing their full grocery shopping there, who weren’t from the…
Tantramar OnionWith the anticipated passing of Bill C-63 known as the Online Harms Act, the lack of capacity at the Dorchester penitentiary is a serious concern. “Our prison is pretty much…
